"I am the Revolution"
 

Q) What was your greatest battle/campaign? 

 

A) The battle of Austerlitz is clearly my greatest battle. My 68000 troops defeated almost 90000 Russian and Austrian troops because of my superior strategy. I made those fools sue for peace, as it would be too humiliating to be defeated. 

 

Q) How did you feel after Waterloo? 

 

A) I felt absolutely furious! My ignorant cavalry commander directly disobeyed my order to charge. And his reason? To 'let the mud dry.' If he had listened to me, I would have won against those ignorant redcoats. But no, the mud had to dry. By the time 'the mud dried' the Prussians were already there and ready to fight. 

 

Q) Why did you keep going deeper into Russia? 

 

A) I wanted to teach that traitor Alexander that I am not to be messed with. He knew that trading with the British was against my law, but he went on anyway. So I tried to tell him peacefully, but he flat out ignored me. I really wanted to drive the message home. 

 

Q) Why did you make the Napoleonic Code? 

 

A) Before my great Code, there was no structure regarding law anywhere in France. The northern law was different to the southern law, and the East and West had barely any clear cut laws at all. So, I decided to clean up the Law system into my personal Code so that everyone knew what was legal and Illegal. 

 

Q) Why did you kidnap both Pope Pius the VI and VII? 

 

A) Well, with Pope Pius VI, I was a General conquering Northern Italy and I attacked the Papal States. I won, obviously, and he pleaded for peace. In exchange for peace, I got large sums of money, land and art. That Pope was terrified of me. I asked him to give up temporal power, but he refused, and I had him arrested and taken back to France. He died in jail, and Pope Pius VII was elected. He was good in the beginning, but then I invaded the Papal States for good, and he excommunicated me! Of course, I had to kidnap him and put him in prison too.